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I have been working on a book for amateur golfers. I hope to get it published soon before our golf outing in August. Thought you would be interested in a few of my tips prior to its publication.

The following is the Table of Contents from my new book "Winning Golf Strategies", which I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my own years of experience in the game and observations of golfing partners.

Table of Contents:
Chapter 1-How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
Chapter 2-How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee.
Chapter 3-How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker.
Chapter 4-How to Get More Distance Off the Shank.
Chapter 5-When to Give the Marshall the Raspberries.
Chapter 6-Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.
Chapter 7-When to Implement Handicap Management.
Chapter 8-Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00a.m.
Chapter 9-How to Urinate Behind a 4" x 4" Post Undetected.
Chapter 10-How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.
Chapter 11-How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water.
Chapter 12-Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th.
Chapter 13-How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome.
Chapter 14-How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee.
Chapter 15-When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.
Chapter 16-God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.
Chapter 17-When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever.
Chapter 18-Use a Strong Grip on the Hand Wedge and a Weak Grip on the Foot Wedge.
Chapter 19-Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer From The Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, But Will Balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender......

[Courtesy of a BirdieTracker.com member]

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